Quick and Dirty for the first week

I meant to write this on Saturday, but I under estimated my recovery time for gall bladder removal.
So let me give you my quick and dirty version, a summary of the current players.
Ben - wine guy, dumped by Ashley.

Lindzi - rides horses, got dumped by text (right here too), rides her horse in, and snags the first impression rose.

Amber - who weirdly licks her lips and talks about eating cow balls. Uh, hello, cows don't have balls, only the bulls. She goes home.

Kacie B - from Tennessee, we like her. Despite the dorky heart thing.

Courtney - a model who has the body the size of 8 year old girl. When she meets Ben he asks her what she does for a living, she says, no. And then immediately lets him know she is a model. We hate her.

Jamie - the nurse who took care of her siblings, we love her. She stays.

Jenna - Neurotic Carrie Bradshaw wanna-be. She is insane, but stays for drama at the producer's request.

Lyndsie - The English girl who we all want to go back across pond, but at least has to return Arizona with her butt-dimple chin. (her words, not mine)

Monica - Jenna's nemesis. The girl who acts very sweet, talking about her dog, but is a psycho bitch. Yep.

Some girl w/a kid. Shawn something.

Some divorced girl from Texas, Nicki - she stays.

Britteny - Her grandma come and we love grandma. Old girl looks great at 72! I would be pointing out I inherited good genes.

A few more girls - one with a hat from Kentucky. It's annoying. Rachel with bangs is does that annoying I'm just a girl shoulder shrug. Throw in a law student, they stay. Canadian Bacon Amber goes home.
Add a personal trainer, who makes him do push ups, Emily the rapping epidemiologist. They both stay. I kind of like Emily.
A girl with a pageant, who is more than a pageant. But why are you wearing it? Samantha is her name and she gets to stay. Holly with the hat gets to stay.
An actress, Shira joins, the bunch, but he already has one 8 year old size model, so the actress will go home.
Blakeley - stupid earrings, Monica's BFF or new lesbian lover.
Jennifer the red headed accountant.
A girl in a green dress that plays to soccer.

Okay, enough about the girls, the party is in full swing. Again, Jenna is neurotic, talks to herself in the bathroom, we all hope she is on the phone with a licensed therapist. Monica and Jenna hate each other and Monica thrives for that. More conflict to come as both get to get to stay.
I like Jamie or Amber from Tennessee.