Again, no wine and cheese this week, as I had to work again. I promise, last Monday night I have to work!

So let's get right to it. Gia and the Weatherman have gone home. The group returns to the hotel no-tell and forget the about the Weatherman while Wes cries over Gia. Wes calls out Dave. Dave calls him a jackass. Really??? Hello, pot, this is the kettle calling. Anyhoo, Gwen organizes the fight and starts taking side bets on who will win. Not really, but it sure would have been more exciting if she had. So now Dave is a target, and of course our resident cheesy-ass singer.

Fast forward to the next day and a box arrives and it has instructions:

Put your left foot in, take your left foot out. Wait, wrong game, plus from a previous episode we know half of them don't know their left from their right.

Natalie brings in the card and reads:

Complete the survey alone. Keep your answers confidential.

She begins to pass out the survey and Nikki asks how this could possibly be done since they are all sitting together.

Natalie whips off her bra, snaps her in the head and tells her and the others that they need to "just to get this shit done". After all she needs time to hit the margarita machine, run naked at the pool and sneak off with Dave.

Ah, the days of the 5th grade girls slumber parties. Who do you secretly like, hate, is pretty, ugly, etc. Oh, the memories.

Krisily has the brilliant observation "This will get nasty". No kidding.

Tenley sobs in her bed and hates this part of the game. Oh, who are you kidding? You are the one who ratted Michelle out for making out with Dave.

The group fills out the slam book, I mean surveys.

The next day, Wes continues to cry over Gia. He laments that she is gone. Never mind he can eventually go and find her.... he now refocuses on the money.

Finally, competition and "survey says" time.

Tenley says "Oh, Gosh" and I want to slap her.

The group is told that they have to guess what the majority of the house answered. First person to 4 wins.

Question 1 - Who do you think will win?

Kipton was the correct answer and he then worries he is the next target. Elizabeth and Krisily get a point.

Question 2 - Who is your biggest enemy?

Krisily was the correct answer. Elizabeth scores another point.

Question 3 - Who is the most shallow?

Elizabeth was the correct answer. Several people get a point, and Elizabeth claims she doesn't know what shallow even means. I roll my eyes, refill my wine glass and post the wikipedia definition of shallow on her facebook.

Score is currently Kovacs & Wes with 2. Tenley and Natalie with 3.

Question 4 - Who is the dumbest?

Drama!!! Natalie wins by a landslide and she even put herself. But they were all wrong, except Tenley, she put Gwen. And Gwen was the actual answer. Of course Tenley now feels bad, she won, and she knows she can save Kipton, but at poor Gwen's expense.

Gwen is quite upset.

Question 5 - Who do you secretly have a crush on?

Dave votes for himself, and that was the answer. Excuse me while I go barf. Wes laments the fact that he "didn't do the math". We know you can't do math, you referred TO THE COUNTING of votes as science last week.

Natalie then worries everyone will be after her man. She gets her nail file out and begins to sharpen her claws.


Question 6 - Who will be a bridesmaid, but never a bride?

Now, that's a doozy. The guys stare at the girls and contemplate the answer. All the guys pick Natalie, except Kovacs. He picks Gwen, because after all, she is over 40 and has a better chance of being struck by lightning. As if I didn't dislike Kovacs before...


Natalie is devastated, especially since her super-secret boyfriend named her.

The score is currently Natalie 2 notches on the bed post. Oh wait, wrong score.

Jesse, Kovacs and Wes all have 3 points.


Question 7 - Who is considered to the biggest jerk by the gr0up?

We all know it's either Dave or Wes. And Wes is shocked to find out it's him. Jesse and Kovacs now have 4 points each and are to the tie breaker.


Question 8 - Who has the worst boob job?

Oh, snap. Did not see that question coming. Jesse B looks down and avoids all eye contact. Kovacs stares at the girls and considers asking for a quick peek before making up his mind. And the dilemma of picking Elizabeth looms for Kovacs. Jesse B. knows he has won because Kovac wimps out and puts Krisily.


So our winners are Tenley and Jesse. The both get one on one dates, the catch is that they can give the rose or not.

Let the crying begin. Of course , none of the guys are crying. One, they don't give a shit, two, this was so skewed towards what was thought of the women and totally preyed on insecurities. I think I might have to cry to, but I'd rather smack Kovacs or Dave, or both of them. But instead, yes, another glass of wine. Continue on.

Natalie loses it first. Gwen comforts her, without crying. Natalie provides no comfort that Gwen got voted the dumbest. I mean, hey, it's all about her not getting married.

Dave feels bad, but he can't provide the comfort she needs since they are keeping their relationship secret.

On to the next crier, Elizabeth. She and her boobs are very upset. I don't think her plastic surgeon is thrilled either. Kovacs makes an attempt at consoling her. He goes with the "they are jealous of you" route. Now, Kovacs has decided that she is the best ever and needs to tell her so, and then doesn't. She then realizes that he is opening his heart to him. Please vote both of them off this week..........

Date time. Now we have to watch Tenley go on a date with Kipton. I don't think I have enough booze for this. Of course she takes Kipton. Yawn.

Since Tenley annoys the living crap out of me, I will summarize. She squeals, jumps up and down, claps, talks like a baby, and annoys me some more. They do a zip line, have dinner, kiss, stay in the fantasy suite and she gives him the rose. Ugh, moving on now.

Jesse B.'s date. He picks Peyton, and he does owe her for last week.

On a side note - Kovacs tells Elizabeth how great she is. I guess he doesn't mind the crazy so much. They make out in the pool.

Tenley and Kipton return back to the Hotel No-tell, and the No-tell part is becoming more important as this wears on.

Now, time for Jesse's and Peyton's date. I hope this is more exciting than Tenley and Kipton.

They both have high hopes, and hey, speaking of high hopes, they get in a Red Baron plane. Except it's not red, but it's all I could think of.

The fly, they kiss, they picnic, they drink, they discuss county fair foods, and he gives her the rose. She did not have work for it. They then make martinis. His first. And then yes, they get drunk. Especially Jesse. He burps, tries to stick his finger up her nose. Not the smoothest moves. Things start going downhill.

Back at the mansion, Krisily knows she is on the chopping block, and she starts making her moves on Dave. They discuss his kissing again.

Peyton is ready to smack Jesse, but she realizes she has to play the game. She passes on the fantasy suite. He's surprised. I'm not. They return and are questioned. While Gwen was pegged as the dumb one, immediately notices they aren't a couple. Ironic moment - Dave says they aren't a good mix, like champagne and vodka, which, is what Jesse did on their date. Then he acted like a 4th grader. Jesse B, you are hot, but if you want to keep a woman, grow up!

On to voting time. Tenley tells Kipton to vote off Krisily or Gwen. Krisily tells Ashley and Peyton they need to vote off Kovacs to break up the couples.

Dave and Kovacs talk about voting off Gwen.

Wes and Nikki talk about voting off Kovacs.

Elizabeth and Kovacs brood, make out, and worry about him getting voted off. I hope they vote both of those morons off.

Actual time to vote. Everyone suits up. I have no idea what the necklace Gwen has on is about. I hope it has magical powers to keep her on. I'm sure Nikki's earrings have magical powers as they seem to be made from mystical crystals.

Is it me, or is Elizabeth start looking more and more like a bobblehead?

Dave tries to sway Krisily. We know he's blowing smoke up her ass. She doesn't and she votes for Wes instead of Kovacs as originally planned.

Jesse and Wes vote Elizabeth

The 3 amigos discuss their options. Krisily or Gwen. I would not have voted for Gwen, until she wore that weird necklace. Time to give out the roses (all ready safe is Tenley, Kipton, Jesse and Peyton):

Natalie, Ashley, Dave, Nikki, Elizabeth, Gwen and Kovacs.

Going home are Krisily and Wes. Krisily calls out that she got played. Dave had told her that she was safe. Now Krisily calls out the couples of Kovacs, Elizabeth, Tenley and Kipton. Wes says he had a good time and heads out. Dave says that Krisily acted liked an ass. Uh, wait, she voted with you because you asked her to, and then you voted her out. I bet she feels stupid now.

Preview for next week has 3 girls going home. I predict crying. I know, tough one.
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